OUR MEDIUM FUNNY PARENTING STORIES

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Who Ate All the Fucking Food!

Lies, denial, and the chocolate-covered truth.

Parenting Without a Rulebook

The Magical Powers of a Wet Towel

Why feeling like the “worst parent” might mean you’re doing just fine.

How one soggy item became my greatest teacher and tormentor.

The Lord of the Rolls

A shitty struggle between parent and paper.

My Strangest Date Yet: A Colonoscopy Love Story

How my colonoscopy turned into a rom-com with no happy ending.